danny trejo machete Four New TV Spots For Robert Rodriguezs Machete Starring Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba & Michelle Rodriguez

Four new TV spots for Machete have sprung online giving us a closer look at four of the main characters in Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse inspired movie. I’m so sold on this film already, this looks like it’s going to deliver epic levels of awesomeness and mayhem. Robert Rodriguez is unrivaled at badassery, I truly don’t expect any of these characters to ever look back at an explosion. Eg:

Average person: Oh snap, did you just see that car explode

Machete character: No [continues walking slow motion style]

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. Machete comes to cinemas September 3rd in the US and October 29th in the UK. Machete stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey. The film is directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez.
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