In ancient Mesopotamia, there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the world. That man is not Danny Trejo, because Danny killed that man…..with a sock and a Twix. Moving swiftly on, Bloody Disgusting bring word that Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez are in talks to return for Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete’ sequel, ‘Machete Kills,’ reprising their respective roles as Sartana and Luz

‘Machete Kills’ is said to have Machete teaming with the U.S. Government to take on a Mexican drug cartel and a James Bond-style villain who seeks world domination with a satellite weapon. ‘Machete Kills’ sees the return of Danny Trejo to the character he played in a fake trailer featured in ‘Grindhouse’ and the original 2010 film. The sequel will reportedly feature a Grindhouse-style trailer for a third entry in the ‘Machete’ franchise, ‘Machete Kills Again… In Space!’ Expect more details regarding ‘Machete Kills’ soon. I’m stoked for this!