Posts tagged machete
Teaser Poster For Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete’ Sequel ‘Machete Kills’
Feb 9th
In ancient Mesopotamian there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the world. That man is not Danny Trejo, because Danny killed that man…..with a sock and a Mars bar. Moving swiftly on, this sales poster has emerged online, courtesy of Comingsoon, for Robert Rodriguez’s ‘Machete’ sequel, ‘Machete Kills.’
The exploitation pic is said to have Machete teaming with the U.S. Government to take on a Mexican drug cartel and a James Bond-style villain who seeks world domination with a satellite weapon. Rodriguez is planning a April shoot for ‘Machete Kills,’ which sees the return Danny Trejo to the character he played in a fake trailer featured in ‘Grindhouse’ and the original 2010 film. ‘Machete Kills’ will reportedly feature a Grindhouse-style trailer for a third entry in the ‘Machete’ franchise, ‘Machete Kills Again… In Space!’ Expect more details regarding ‘Machete Kills’ soon. I’m stoked for this!
Four New TV Spots For Robert Rodriguez’s Machete – Starring Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba & Michelle Rodriguez
Aug 24th
Four new TV spots for Machete have sprung online giving us a closer look at four of the main characters in Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse inspired movie. I’m so sold on this film already, this looks like it’s going to deliver epic levels of awesomeness and mayhem. Robert Rodriguez is unrivaled at badassery, I truly don’t expect any of these characters to ever look back at an explosion. Eg:
Average person: Oh snap, did you just see that car explode
Machete character: No [continues walking slow motion style]
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. Machete comes to cinemas September 3rd in the US and October 29th in the UK. Machete stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey. The film is directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez.
Who is Machete
Who is Sartana
Who is Shé
Who is the Senator
Insane Red Band Trailer For Machete – Starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro & More
Jul 24th
Holy hell and sh*t fire, this trailer is grade A badass motherf*ckery!!! If you like no hold barred carnage, this film is most certainly for you, in the trailer Danny Trejo (Machete) uses intestines as a rope……INTESTINES AS A ROPE! I really don’t know what to say, it’s just nuts, it looks like so much fun though. Warning this trailer is very NSFW.
Robert Rodriguez wrote the script and co-directed the movie with his longtime editor Ethan Maniquis. The action/exploitation film follows Danny Trejo as a badass Mexican out to mess with The Man. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan co-star. 20th Century Fox is releasing the film on September 3rd in the US and October 29th in the UK.
Great New Character Posters For Machete – Featuring Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba & More
Jul 12th
These new character posters for Machete, much like the trailer released last week embody the word awesome. They feature a knife, a sword, four hand guns, a huge machine gun/grenade launcher and roughly twenty machete’s. I love the look of this film, Robert Rodriguez is unrivaled at badassery and grindhouse style marketing. I don’t expect any of these characters to ever look back at an explosion. Eg:
Average person: Oh snap, did you just see that car explode
Machete character: No
Rodriguez wrote the script and co-directed the movie with his longtime editor Ethan Maniquis. The action/exploitation film follows Danny Trejo as a badass Mexican out to mess with The Man. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan co-star. 20th Century Fox is releasing the film on September 3rd in the US and October 29th in the UK.
Awesome Trailer For Robert Rodriguez’ Machete – Starring Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro…
Jul 8th
Robert Rodriguez knows no equal when it comes to making flicks that radiate badass motherf*ckery. His new film Machete looks like it will be his masterpiece in awesomeness. Machete is the feature length adaptation of the fake trailer Rodriguez made for Grindhouse, and I for one am HYPED, it looks like a lot of fun, definitely one to watch with your mates!
Rodriguez wrote the script and co-directed the movie with his longtime editor Ethan Maniquis. The action/exploitation film follows Danny Trejo as a badass Mexican out to mess with The Man. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan co-star. 20th Century Fox is releasing the film on September 3rd 2010, aka Labor Day Weekend.